Jack Bauer Facts

24 is back and Jack Bauer is kicking butts and taking names. Here are some funny facts about Jack "the Man". They get silly but well worth reading if your not at work... wink... wink... Check them out here.

Here's a sample:

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.

Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.