The First Mouse

Now that's stylish...

Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums

If you laugh at this it means your a geek.

Birthday Calculator

Find out everything you would ever want to know about the day you were born.

Some info on me:

You are 862,269,753 seconds old.
Celebrities who share your birthday: Lou Gehrig (1903) Paula Abdul (1962)
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.90567514677104 years old.
There are 248 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 28 candles.
Those 28 candles produce 28 BTUs,
or 7,056 calories of heat (that's only 7.0560 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.20 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1979 there were approximately 3.1 million births in the US.

Also see what your name means here.
Aaron - The Master Builder, large endeavors, powerful force, a leader.

Amazing L.A. Timelapse

This is really beautiful. They used to have a High Def version you could download that was even better. This was shot using a Cannon 20D which is a digital still camera not a video camera. That means they took 30 shots per second and sped up the entire sequences. It is mind boggling to think how much time this would have taken to make. Takes a while to load but well worth the wait.

Update: Just found another one. Check it out here.

Telemarketer Nightmare

This is so funny. It's audio only from the Bob and Tom Show.

Wall of Wind

To help test building structural integrity someone has created this crazy wind machine.

"Florida International University professor Stephen Leatherman, who, with the help of his students, has constructed a so-called "Wall of Wind" capable of destroying a free-standing house in under 10 minutes. In its current iteration, the Wall uses two stacked eight-foot diameter fans hooked up to a pair of 500-horsepower engines to produce winds in excess of 115-mph, with plumbing that allows water to be fed into the system and whipped against the target."

Eleven

You can't mention Spinal Tap without watching this clip. Best rock joke of all time.

Volkswagen Christopher Guest Ad

I cheered when I first saw this commercial. Spinal Tap rocks!!! Why don't more guitar players wear kilts?

Deep-fried Coca-Cola

"Vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke. Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud."

"Gonzales achieved notoriety in 2005 with the fried peanut butter, banana, and jelly sandwich -- selling an estimated 25,000 of the treats, according to the fair's Web site. The site said London got media attention in 2004 with her fried marshmallows on-a-stick."

Hmmm... sounds kinda crazy.

The 100 Best NES Games Ever

This is a great list of the top 100 NES games. Zelda was 3rd what the heck man! It should be number one. Still fun to look through.

Cats Overture

Makes me want a cat.

Man buys an army tank for supermarket run

What a great story. This dude bought a tank just to drive around town in.

Google Buys YouTube

Just in case you didn't see it all over the internet today Google has purchased YouTube for $1.65 billion in stock. Whoa... not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

SNL More Cowbell

Video: snl - cowbell
Ok so I just got accepted as a beta tester for Microsoft's little YouTube competition so I was just letting you guys see how it looks. Plus this is a classic clip.

SNL Jeopardy (Reynolds, Stewart, Connery)

Video: SNL - Jeopardy (Reynolds, Stewart, Connery)

These were my absolute favorite sketches from SNL. I could watch these all day.

New Apple ad

See all three of the new ads in higher quality here.

Gas Pump Girl with ciggarette

Wow... this is the luckiest/stupidest chick in the world. I can't believe that didn't explode.

Rules for calling "Shotgun"

A handy guide to the rules of calling "Shotgun".

"Ever have the problem of catching a ride with someone whose car doesn't have much of a back seat? At times like these, it is important to know the rules of calling shotgun. Never again will you let someone take advantage of you because you don't know the rules."

Layout Changes

Just decided to change the look up a bit today. I think it looks a little cleaner. I will probably be changing this up some more in the coming weeks. I get bored quick... what can I say.

Mitch Hedberg

This guy has really dry humor but it's great once you get that.